Middle Of Nowhere Highschool

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<div class="rainbow"> Middle of Nowhere Highschool</div> This is a game based on real-life people. Similarities between people and characters in this game are not coincidental. Please, enter your name. <<textbox "$name" "" "play">>

$name. You've lived in the ceiling long enough. It's time to go out and make new friends. Make a new life, find yourself. Are you ready? [[I want to stay in the ceiling.]] [[Ready as I'll ever be.]]

<span class="rainbow">You....Seven years in this dusty, dim attic, and you....don't want to leave? Afraid the sunlight will hurt your eyes? Come on. Just leave. I'm tired of you. Look, $name, it's been fun, but times have changed. I can't take care of you anymore. You gotta skedaddle, and if you won't do it, [[I'll do it for you]]</span>

<div class="rainbow">Oh goo...I mean hooray! Yes! Your new life awaits! uh, I guess you should get going now....bye!</div> [[climb out of ceiling->I'll do it for you]]

[[....]]

You open your eyes, and the light singes them. It feels like someone has tried to gouge out your eyes with a pitchfork. As you close your eyes again, A voice can be heard right above you. It's some kid you've never seen before. He has mangly brown hair, and is wearing a button up shirt that has suspicious swirly floral designs on it. <div class="rainbow"> Hey uh, you okie? You seem to have hit your head pretty hard when you fell, hehe.</div> [[what?]]

<div class="rainbow">Yeah, you fell from what looks like the ceiling. </div> [[oh....]]

<div class="rainbow">Oh, it's time for PE! I really don't want coach to yell at me....Hey, you're in my class too, right? $name, I believe?</div> [[That's not my name.]] [[yeah]]

<div class="rainbow">Oh....I'm so sorry, I must have been mistaken. Well I'm just gonna...leave now.</div> He slowly turns on one heel and saunters off. <div class="eerie">[[Follow him]]</div> [[walk around]]

<div class="rainbow">Cool, cool. Guess I'll be seeing you around, then!</div> He leaves. [[walk around]] <div class="eerie">[[Follow him]]</div>

You inconspicuously follow him. For what reason, you don't know. [[this is boring, i want to do something else->walk around]] [[follow intently]]

You observe your surroundings. You're right next to a parking lot, as well as an old tan brick building. In front of you is a tree that seems to be growing in gravel, and has a heart carved into it. A bunch of kids are running about. You see one land in a puddle of his own blood. There are about 2 doors leading into the building, and you wonder which one to open. [[i want to go through the first door]] [[i want to go through the second door]] [[i want to examine the tree]]

Now that you're on your feet, you observe that he's quite tall, and his posture is mediocre. There's a strange metal thing hanging from his neck. Don't know what that's about. [[follow him into the gym]] <div class="eerie">[[break his legs]]</div>

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<div class="eerie">Violence is never the answer.</div> [[the answer->walk around]] [[the answer->walk around]] [[the answer->walk around]] [[the answer->walk around]] [[the answer->walk around]] [[the answer->walk around]] [[the answer->walk around]]

You pull open the door, and a wave of burnt popcorn and cheap purfume mixed with adolescent body odor hits you. Never have you smelled something so intense in your life. You struggle to go any further and you're blinded by your tears, but you make it inside. [[i actually just want to look at the tree. trees are cool.->i want to examine the tree]] [[hug a random stranger]] [[finna spew chunks->throw up]]

Wow! It's exactly identical to the first door! THat measn i don't have to write as much.... [[just go through the first door->i want to go through the first door]] [[the thought of your laziness makes me want to barf->throw up]] [[but i want to hug strangers! friendship!->hug a random stranger]]

You make your way to the tree. It seems to be thriving in the gravel it's placed in. The heart carved into the trunk seems to have been done with the likes of a plastic fork. Upon closer inspection, you find a message. [[read it]] [[i forgot how to read]]

There are so many strangers to hug! Spread kindness, be happy!!1!11!! [[uh lets go hug glasses kid->glasses kid]] [[i want to throw up->throw up]] [[MY LITTLE PONY FRIENDSHIP IS MAAAGIC->my little pony]]

It reads: <div class="serif">My heart is sore and my bones need rest. $name, it's your turn.</div> It is quite peculiar how that coul

<div class="eerie">Are you stupid????REad it!!!!</div> <div class="eerie">................</div>[[read it]] <div class="eerie">............</div>[[read it]]<div class="eerie">....</div> <div class="eerie">........</div>[[read it]] <div class="eerie">....</div>[[read it]]<div class="eerie">....</div>

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HURRY IT'S COMING! BIG BERTHA IS HERE!!1! [[into the bathroom!->bathroom]] [[i want to watch my little pony....->my little pony]] [[uh where's the trashcan?->trashcan]]

You watch 2 minutes of my little pony. The friendship is overwhelming. So many valuable lessons about life and working together. Too many bright colors and happiness. It's more than you can bear. [[What's my fate?->E

[[Examine Tree->i want to examine the tree]] [[Throw up->throw up]] [[Trashcan->trashcan]]

Into the bathroom you go. You trip over 7 girls/boys/nonbinaries/werewolves juuling. Now you have a severed head. [[What's my fate?->Ending One]]

run ruN rUN RUN to the trashcan! [[regurgitate insides]] [[wait what is even in there?->look in the trashcan]]

<div class="rainbow">Ending One:</div> Didn't find love. Also died. Probably in a very grotesque way. Try again next time :( [[Start over->start]]

You vomit. You vomit some more. The vomit won't cease. Everyone is staring now. So you vomit on them. You cannot stop. What is this curse [[Something is in here....it's alive?->look in the trashcan]]

You peer into the trashcan. Inside is none other than that one weird kid who had a ....strong admiration for PE class. He's digging around. [[why is he in the fReakiNg trashcan?]] [[i want to join him, let's be trash together]] [[walk away slowly and pretend nothing happened]]

You ask him what the H E double hockey-stick he's doing. <div class="rainbow">Oh, hehe, I'm just doing community service. Just taking out the trash. </div> [[But why are you IN the trash?]] [[Sounds like fun I want to try!->i want to join him, let's be trash together]]

You hop into the sludge bucket. It smells like crushed children's dreams and tears. Yum. [[eat some]] [[you know what, I want to watch my little pony.->my little pony]]

You walk far, far, far, far away. Where to now? [[hey, that kid over there looks like he needs a hug->glasses kid]] [[wait i need to puke again->throw up]]

He looks at you with glimmering emerald eyes. <div class="rainbow">Oh, it's just so great here! I can just relax and feel the wind in my hair. Oh wait, that's just you breathing on me.</div> [[I'M COMIN IN!->i want to join him, let's be trash together]] [[Ok well uh bye....?->walk away slowly and pretend nothing happened]] [[haha ur uh real cute->no u]]

eat what? You must specify. [[trash]] [[maybe today i'll try cannibalism]] [[i want to eat um nothing. nevermind. i'm just going to leave now.->walk away slowly and pretend nothing happened]]

You scoop a hearty helping of trash into your throat. Your jaw unhinges like a snake to fit all of the pulsating garbage into your oral cavity. What have you become, trashmongerer. [[What is my fate?->Ending Two]]

You take a bite of yourself. It tastes like nothing. That is because you are nothing. This is all a hypothetical scenerio. Thus, you die. [[What is my fate?->Ending Two]]

<div class="rainbow">Ending Two:</div> You did not find love. Also, you died. From eating weird stuff, probably. Think with your head, not your stomach. Try again next time. [[Start over->start]]

Your compliment seems to make his cheeks even rosier. He then hits you with the single most bestest line in the world: <div class="rainbow">no u</div> [[wow i'm actually swooning]] [[i'm so happy i could eat myself->maybe today i'll try cannibalism]]

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